You like your fatty junk food, snacks and cake
Exercise to you comes from driving-thru
Eating all those fries of France

A triple bypass is the risk you take
Weight two-seventeen, bursting at the seams
From eating all those fries of France

You can look
But you can't see inside
And your arteries are now none too wide

When you get thirsty, it is hard to slake
So you get a beer, bring the pitcher here
Washing down the fries of France

What you eat
Has a fruit-veggie lack
And the tonnage that builds is hard to hold back

McD's will find some other bucks to make
When you're dead and gone, lots of folks go on
Eating all those fries of France

John Mitchell (estron@sound.net)